Do you like hentai porn, but you also like video games? Of course, you do – the Venn diagram for those two groups is a circle.
You will absolutely love, then, a video game that combines the best of both worlds – big hair, improbable special moves, and kawaii girls getting anally destroyed by senpai.
Hentai Clicker claims to be such a game. The question is: is it? Does it have good gameplay mechanics? Does it have good hentai scenes? Do we finally get to watch Cloud pull a Knights of the Round on Tifa’s delectable butt?
Let’s find out, dear readers.
What is Hentai Clicker?
Hentai Clicker is a clicker game where you amass a harem of sexy anime girls to pleasure you whenever and wherever you require.
You do this by completing tasks that increase the girls’ disposition towards you, and eventually, they’ll be willing to join your stable of ladies.
But why are all these girls willing to get it on with your character? A mystical curse, obviously. Some witch lady has released something imaginatively called ‘The Mist’. This does not contain extradimensional horrors that man was not meant to wot of, but simply prevents women from orgasming.
Enter your character. A magic portal happens to conveniently open in the sex dungeon where you’ve been imprisoned, transporting you to the magic kingdom of orgasmless women where only you can make them cum. What’s a player character to do?
How Does it Work?
As mentioned, Hentai Clicker is a clicker game. This means you never need to do any more than a single click at any time. This, it goes without saying, makes it incredibly easy to play with only one hand.
The game’s mechanics are quite simple and basically a matter of resource management. You have a limited pool of Kobans (the game’s proprietary currency) with which to purchase upgrades and advance the storyline. You also have a few other resources that you can use to buy gifts and upgrades.
When seducing a particular girl, there is an additional mini-game to complete that puts you in mind of rhythm games like Dance Dance Revolution. Simply click at the right time to make the girl cum; if you get her rocks off sufficiently, she’ll join your harem of girls.
Beyond the resource management, the rhythm mini-game and the advancement of the story, there’s not much more to Hentai Clicker. That’s not to say it’s not fun (it is); on the contrary, its simplicity adds to its accessibility.
What Are Its Most Notable Features?
Hentai Clicker doesn’t have the deepest game mechanics, but it makes up for this with colorful graphics.
The sex scenes are exquisitely drawn and animated; even outside of these, the characters have lifelike and endearing animations and expressions.
Its relatively simple game mechanics make it accessible for newcomers, but there’s enough depth there to keep veterans of the genre satisfied as well. And let’s be honest – most people won’t be particularly interested in the game mechanics of a hentai one-click game.
This brings us back to the sex scenes – definitely the highlight of the game. The animations for these are fantastic, and they are easily the best feature of Hentai Clickers.
Some of them are so good you’ll be going back to watch them a second or third time (which is something that, thankfully, you can do).
Things I Like About Hentai Clicker
I cannot emphasize the sex scenes enough, which are undoubtedly the biggest draw of Hentai Clicker (which you’d expect from a hentai game). The lion’s share of the development budget has clearly gone on these, too, and it shows. They are head and shoulders above the rest of the title, and the fact that you can go back to them after the fact is a huge tick in the ‘plus’ column.
The fact that’s it not overly demanding also makes it a great casual play. You can make an account and be playing in less than ten minutes, and it won’t take you long to figure out how the various systems work.
It is, at its heart, a resource management game – but an incredibly forgiving one. Even if you make a mistake (insofar as it’s possible to make mistakes), it’s not going to set your progress back at all. You’ll just have to wait a bit for your reserves to recharge.
Things I Don’t Like About Hentai Clicker
If there’s one criticism that can be made about Hentai Clicker, it’s that those same accessible mechanics are virtually the same as every other sex-clicker game out there. Wait for your resources to fill up, spend them, and wait again.
If you stay F2P, you can expect to get about half an hour’s gaming out of it daily. This makes it easy to pick up and put down, but it doesn’t do nearly enough to stand out from the crowd.
How Much Does Hentai Clicker Cost?
Hentai Clicker is part of the larger Nutaku umbrella and shares the network’s proprietary ‘gold’ currency. You can buy as little gold as 500 pieces for $5, or you can go big and get a whopping 30,000 pieces for $300.
Is It Worth Playing?
Despite its cookie-cutter design and lightweight resource management, Hentai Clicker is very much worth playing, and I’d heartily recommend it to anyone.
Why is that? Because the mechanics aside, it has a lot of character in its colorful cast of hentai girls, fantastic animations both within sex scenes and without, and fairly decent writing for a game with such an outlandish premise.
On top of that, remember that Hentai Clicker is part of the larger Nutaku network. Making an account gets you access to a whole bunch of other games, and as mentioned, you can spend your gold across those titles too.
But chances are you won’t even want to, once you’ve sampled the unparalleled sex scenes Hentai Clicker offers.
So grab yourself some gold and spend an afternoon with the luscious ladies of this bonkers title!
