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Sex.com Rimming Porn: The Tongue-in-Cheeks Review!

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A woman’s asshole is kind of like a battery. We know we shouldn’t probe it with our tongues, but we say, “fuck it!” and we do it anyway. 

It’s 2022; we eat ass now. The art of ass eating has ascended from being a mainly gay sex activity to being a staple sex act of straight people worldwide.

I mean, what’s better than licking the tight cornhole of some slut to get her ready for an anal invasion?

But let’s say you’re still on the fence about cornholing and aren’t sure if it’s for you or not. Well, that’s where rimming porn comes in.

There’s enough ass-eating filth online for you to enjoy to discover whether this taboo sex act is for you.

And, speaking of sex, there’s a website called sex.com that has a pretty damn extensive range of ass-munching smut. And it’s that site that we’re going to delve into today!

Does a world of ass-eating ecstasy lie between the sweet cheeks of sex.com, or will it leave a sour taste like a girl who ate a bad enchilada the night before?

It’s time for me to take on the role of Detective Rimjob and find out in this tongue-in-cheeks review of the rimming porn section of sex.com!

What is Sex.com?

Sex.com has arguably one of the most sought-after domain names in the adult industry. It’s a well-run site that is a virtual pinboard of a fuck tonne of videos, pictures, and GIFs spread across various porn categories. Think of it as Pinterest for perverts like you and me!

Sex.com brings porn-crazed pumpers from across the world together and lets them share, save, and enjoy their favourite hardcore content. 

Design & Features of Sex.com

Sex.com has a pretty straightforward design with a basic menu directing you to vids, pics, and GIFs. Other tabs offer stuff like cams, sex stories, adult hookups, and sex games, but all of these lead you to external sites like Literotica. 

The category page is solid. It’s divided into four modules per row with a nice big featured image and three small tabs below each that can take you to pics, videos, or GIFs of each category. You have the generic stuff like MILFs and celebrities to creampies and fisting porn.

The categories are generalised. But if you want to search for something specific, like creampie-eating teens with older couples, then the site’s search bar works flawlessly. You can filter the results by relevancy, popularity, or upload date.

There are also some solid tags to categorize porn on sex.com further. Take the rimming porn section, for example, where you can filter down the ass-munching filth to specific shit like eye contact rimjob, sloppy ass eating, sensual rimming, hardcore rimming, etc.

Plus, unlike most generic porn sites, there are a few ways that people use sex.com, such as:

  • Save Porn – Using the pinboards; users can pin, bookmark and save all of their favourite porn vids, pics, and GIFs from across the web. Terrified you’ll lose access to that Brazillian teen taking three dicks in the ass and never being able to jerk to it again? Pin it to sex.com and keep it there for your dick’s sake.
  • Find new and exciting porn categories – You might think you’ve seen all there is when it comes to porn, but leave it to other porn fans to show you a thing or two. Through the pinboards on this site, you can explore other people’s porn interests and potentially find your new favourite kink. 
  • Share porn – Every porn taste has value. Whether you think your kink for prolapsed MILF assholes is best kept to yourself or your lust for Findom bitches is wrecking your life, it’s always worth sharing with others. You can build a collection of your favourite smut on sex.com and share it with others to enjoy. It’s great fun, as long as you don’t mind other guys jerking to your porn crush too!
  • Upload your own porn – Do you and your fuckbuddy love filming each other fuck and then sharing it with others? On sex.com, you can upload your own porn videos to share with thousands of other people. Do the right thing, be a noble jerk fuel producer!

Once you’ve searched for a term, like rimming MILFs, and expended your search results, there’s a handy list of related searches that people have sought out at the bottom of the search page. This is a great way to diversify your porn marathon and keep it going!

The Rimming Porn on Sex.com

You’d be wrong if you think rimming is as straightforward as sticking a tongue in an ass. This kink actually goes far deeper (yes, pun intended) than most people realise, and nowhere is this better portrayed than in the wide array of rimming porn available on sex.com. 

You have ass-hungry women tonguing a guy’s ass as his bro fucks her pussy doggy style from behind. You can check out MILF porn whores from the depths of Romania, like Sandra Romain licking the butthole of a teen slut from Florida (that’s Globalism for you) as she gets her throat fucked by some dude old enough to be her father. 

Or you can see what is arguably one of the luckiest men alive as he has two women on their knees on either side of him, with one deepthroating his cock whilst the other plunges her slippery wet tongue into his asshole. 

Fuck, there’s even some really niche rimjob stuff of a girl tonguing a dude’s ass in the first-class section of a Boeing 737, demonstrating the notorious airborne ass-eating manoeuvre known as Skyrim.

If that doesn’t float your boat, there’s always the Hawaiin rimjob category with lots of sluts performing the infamous “Pacific Rim”…

It’s sloppy, it’s perverted, and it’s downright dirty (thankfully, not in that way). Sex.com feels like a collection of the greatest rimming highlights ever shot in porn, and it’s a beautiful collection indeed.

However, most of the porn on here is girls rimming guys or girls rimming girls. If you wanna see dudes licking the brown star of women, then that type of stuff is limited.

I guess the girls on sex.com don’t like stubble around their asses and prefer the sensation of a smooth cock instead.

What I Like About The Site

Aside from the killer domain name, sex.com is a site that brings a unique edge to the table and stands head and shoulders above generic tube sites. As I say, it’s basically like an adult version of Pinterest. 

From generic categories to the most specific porn niches, you can rely on the porn-mad community surrounding sex.com to give you a decent dose of porn, whether it’s pics, vids, or GIFs.

The search function on the site is flawless and creative and constantly spawns new ideas for smut to search for once you’ve gotten a little queasy after ten hours of relentless ass-eating porn.

What I Don’t Like About Sex.com

When you open a page of search results, all of the GIFs play at once. It sounds great, but it can be overwhelming, both on your concentration and on your device. 

I travel a lot whilst exploring the world of porn, so I like to save my favourite ass-eating GIFs for when I’m on the move without the internet (like on an aeroplane).

But when trying to save GIFs, I’m often hit with “save as webpage” as the only option. Waiting around 5-10 minutes usually changes this, but it’s an unnecessary pain in the ass. 

Suggestions That I Have For Sex.com

On GIF search results, it would be better to have GIFs play when you individually hover over them rather than have every one of them starts playing at once.

My computer isn’t as hard-wearing as my cock; I can’t overwhelm it with 100 GIFs playing at once.

Also, make the ability to save GIFs more flawless rather than the glitchy “save as webpage” error people constantly encounter. If I wanna save my ass-eating GIFs, I wanna save em’ now!

Conclusion To This Ass-Eating Review

Sex.com’s pros outweigh its cons, that’s for sure. This site is jam-packed with ass-eating glory in its rimming porn section and has some form of filth for everyone to enjoy. 

A unique addition to the world of porn sites, the community surrounding sex.com play a huge role in taking the site into the future, and, like a rimming teen would say, community-powered porn is something I can really get behind.

ProsCons
Tonnes of HQ rimjob porn vids, pics, and GIFsGIFs all play at once, overwhelming the masturbator and their device
Easy to navigateHard to save GIFs for offline use
Solid search function

Quasimodo 2000: One of Ron Jeremy’s Finest Performances?

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If there’s one thing that most contemporary porn lacks, it’s that most of it is not heart-warming dramatic adaptations of classic Victor Hugo novels like Quasimodo 2000.

No, I’m not talking about Les Jizzérables. I’m talking, of course, about the age-old classic. 

“Wait a second, Ms. Porn Reviewer Chick,” you’re probably asking right now, “isn’t the star of that book, like, super ugly?” 

He sure is, hypothetical skeptical reader. He sure is. But have you seen porn before? They don’t give a shit about how attractive the dudes are. If you’ve got some hot chicks in your porn, then you’ve got a porn flick. 

This brings us to Quasimodo 2000. 

Quasimodo 2000: Overview 

  • Release year: 1992 
  • Runtime: 91 mins 
  • Starring: Alyssa Jareau, Kim Katain, Buck Adams, Johnathan Morgan, Ron Jeremy, KC Williams 
  • Directed by: Paul Norman 

Plot: a physically challenged but mentally challenging janitor named Victor (Adams) suffers from the sort of unfortunate deformity usually associated with North Carolina.

He spends his days cleaning up a strip club and quoting Victor Hugo. The strippers don’t have any respect for him, except for when he’s blindfolded, at which point they are cool with getting fucked by someone who could be absolutely anyone. 

One girl named Zelda (Jareau) sees the pure spirit within Hugo and falls in love with him. The two manage to come (cum?) together despite the Machiavellian machinations of the club owner (Jeremy), who wants to fuck everyone for himself. 

Quasimodo 2000 Best Scenes 

Quasimodo 2000 has no end of wonderful scenes, as long as you don’t mind watching a podgy guy wearing deformity prosthetics fuck women who look like members of Def Leppard (the 90s was a different time). Let’s take a look at the best of them. 

Ron Jeremy Watches The Girls Lez Off 

Every porno that features multiple female performers has a lesbian scene. That’s just science. In this take on the genre classic, Jeremy’s character watches two of the strippers paddle the pink canoe. He inexplicably does not jerk off, despite having the most famous cock in porn. 

Some Dude Fucks One Of The Girls 

In this scene, Some Dude (Morgan) fucks one of the girls (Katain). It is an unremarkable blowjob/cowgirl scene. 

Victor Fucks One Of The Girls 

Victor fucks a blindfolded stripper (Williams) and cums all over her abdomen. This is considerate of him as I have to question the wisdom of Victor impregnating anyone. 

Ron Jeremy Fucks Two Of The Girls And They Lez Off 

Ron Jeremy, playing Ron Jeremy playing a club owner, fucks two girls at once. They kiss and shit. There’s a lot of hair. 

Zelda Fucks Hugo 

In this tender scene, Hugo and Zelda profess their love for one another. Zelda seals the deal by FUCKING VICTOR’S WEIRD SPINE GROWTHS. I never knew that I didn’t need to watch a woman fuck a deformed man’s spine, but I didn’t need to see this. 

Another Stripper Interrupts Zelda And Hugo; They All Fuck Because, Of Course They Do 

I guess another stripper gets turned on by the sight of Victor getting freaky with Zelda. Despite having just declared their love for one another, Zelda and Hugo are cool to get polycule-like immediately. They all fuck. 

Is Quasimodo 2000 Worth Watching? 

Yes. If only because it’s the only porno I’ve ever seen where A WOMAN FUCKS A MAN’S SPINE. Also, there’s more hair than a Mötley Crüe video if that’s your thing. 

PornPics Facesitting Porn Review 

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When they say that “drowning is the most peaceful way to die”, I’m assuming they mean drowning in a woman’s pussy, right?

If so, it seems there’s a fuck tonne of women out there keen to put men out of their misery using the wet hole that lies between their legs. Their preferred tactic? Facesitting!

Throughout 2020, my favourite pickup line to ask the few women I saw on the mostly deserted streets was, “Are you an N95 mask? Cause I want you to sit on my face till I can’t fuckin’ breathe!” but then I was tackled to the ground for non-compliance with restrictions.

This meant my facesitting adventures were resigned to the world of online porn. Now, those crazy days are behind us, and it’s socially acceptable to use the face of a man you met less than an hour ago as a kinky chair to cum on. However, facesitting porn has still maintained a warm place in my perverted heart.

Because if you’ve ever experienced the feeling of your world being submerged in darkness as a warm, wet pussy slowly lowers itself onto your face, you’ll know how fuckin’ incredible it is. 

If you haven’t and somehow can’t find a girl who is willing to use your face as a chair (hint: aim for the fat chicks, but this comes with its own crushing-related risks), then you can still jerk to the idea though the abundance of facesitting porn online.

What Is “Face Sitting Porn”?

From slow and sensual to extreme and merciless, facesitting porn is a broad spectrum of filth that caters to many different kinks. 

Some guys just love the idea of a woman gently riding their face and playing an active part in their own pleasure until they let loose and cum on their face.

Others are into facesitting porn for a far more deviant reason. They love ruthless, Femdom women tying them down and using their pathetic faces as a toy for their pleasure. 

I prefer the latter. I don’t wanna see some sexually inexperienced teen gently rubbing her neat little pussy on the tip of a guy’s tongue like she’s putting a screen protector on her phone. I want to see depraved whores grinding their meaty pussy on some dude who’s drowning in cunt meat. 

That’s right! I wanna see her ride his face like a Kawasaki Ninja until she squirts into his mouth, leaving him gargling like Scuba Steve!

These days, facesitting porn has taken on a whole new world of its own. From 4K action that means you never miss a bead of pussy slime rolling down the human chair being sat on to interactive cam porn where you can physically direct a depraved bitch to hump, grind, and cum on her favourite piece of human furniture, called Mike.

But there’s no school like the old school, and I’m the fuckin’ principal. So today, I wanna introduce you to the facesitting section of PornPics.

What Is PornPics?

PornPics has been around since 2015 and has gone on to become, as its URL suggests, one of the premier providers of high-quality pornography photos on the internet.

Whilst most porn tubes have relegated porn pictures to the bowels of their sites, PornPics does the opposite and prioritises them. If you’re the type of porn fan who appreciates good photography, then this site is overflowing with still images of global smut in some of the finest quality. 

To stay current, PornPics does have a video section as well. But it’s clear that the bulk of visitors to this site come solely for the pics. After all, you can find porn videos anywhere, but there is a lack of sites catering almost exclusively to porn pics. 

 The Facesitting Porn on PornPics

Fellas, some of the facesitting smut on here is downright art! From sleazy MILFs being bent over the kitchen sink by their stepsons to teen sluts riding their sugar daddy’s face for that new Louis Vuitton handbag she wants, there’s enough facesitting filth in here to drown in!

There’s no low-grade shit here, either. The quality and editing of the porn pics are so fine that you can literally see every piece of stubble, every droplet of spit, and every crevice of the tongues buried in ass and snatch!

You also have a spectrum from sexy to extreme. I found everything from stunning but sadistic-looking Russian bitches using the mouths of men as their plaything to innocent American girls from the Midwest giggling as a man’s tongue slides up their asshole for the first time.

Some of the women on here are so fuckin’ hot, I feel like making it my life mission to destroy every chair in the world just for the slim chance that she’ll sit on my face and ride me like Seabiscuit!

The Design of PornPics

PornPics is well-designed and easy to navigate. You can browse their extensive library of porn pictures from the main menu according to the most recent and the most popular. 

You also have a list of categories that cater for every kink you wish for, from shemales and BBWs to even the most niche shit like Canadian sluts with braces being creampied. What do the braces have to do with that, though?

From Angela White to Riley Reid, you can also filter the smut by pornstars, and PornPics has over 15,000 of them to choose from. Each one has a flag denoting their country of origin in the top left corner to let you know where they’re from. 

In the Channels section of the site, you can filter porn pictures according to your favourite producers, whether it’s the world-class filth produced by the likes of Brazzers or the granny porn from the likes of Mature NL that you’ve certainly never jerked off to (right?).

But these category filters only apply to porn pictures. The site’s video section is less customisable when it comes to search. But, as I said, this site is primarily for pics. If you’re here for vids, go elsewhere.

What I Like About PornPics

Firstly, I love how easy it is to navigate through the content on PornPics. The facesitting porn thumbnails are big enough to analyse whether I want to beat my meat to it or simply move on. On top of that, the facesitting section has a handy tags section to filter the content to what you want, such as:

  • Mature & MILF
  • Teen 
  • Ass licking
  • Rough face fucking
  • BBW 
  • (women) Cumming on faces

When you click on a particularly filthy facesitting pic, the best part is yet to cum! It opens a decent gallery section dedicated to the porn shoot in question.

You can play it via an automatic slideshow whilst you jerk off, and if you still can’t get enough, the site has a button directing you to the full (paid) photo said.

When it comes to filtering by pornstars, I like how each has their designated country flag above their picture.

Seeing Riley Reid sucking black dick under the U.S. flag just makes you proud to be an American.

Seeing Mia Khalifa get fucked in the ass next to the Lebanese is a nice change of positive news coming out of the country.

And seeing British stars like Rebecca More gargling cum takes your mind off how shit British food is.

What I Don’t Like About PornPics

I’ve gotta say; it’s hard to find anything to talk shit about when it comes to PornPics. This is a classy porn site with a tonne of high-quality content. It’s easy to navigate and find what you want, and the overall design is sleek. 

The only thing it lacks is some kind of about page. I want to know more about the team running this site because they have some really good taste in porn pictures!

Also, I know this is a picture-focused site, but they also have a strong video section. The downside is that it’s a bitch to navigate, as the overall site categories don’t seem to apply to them.

Suggestions That I Have For PornPics

I’d recommend a discreet about page or a porn pictures blog to add personal character to the site because it stands head and shoulders above the rest and could seriously boost its following by having a more personal touch with fans.

Also, make categories for the video section. There are over 500 pages of damn good smut on there, but I’ll be damned if I’m going to sift through all that porn to find that facesitting video I want to watch. Ah, fuck it, I’ll do it.

Conclusion

If you’re passionate about porn pictures centred around the hot, sticky, and dominating world of facesitting, you can’t go wrong with PornPics.

This is a well-run site with minimal intrusive ads that is a genuine pleasure to explore. When you jerk yourself silly to all of the facesitting galleries on there, you won’t have trouble finding a new and exciting category, pornstar, or porn producer to enjoy next!

ProsCons
Thousands of facesitting pictures to enjoy is seriously high qualityThe Video section isn’t categorised and is awkward to search through
Quick and easy to find the porn you want
Lots of different categories, from shy teens to nympho matures

The Nerd’s Guide to Top 10 Fantasy Dildos & Geeky Sex Toys 

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A sadly underserved demographic is the growing one which is interested in elves and wizards but also fucking.

Tolkien famously neglected to combine the twain in his joyless ode to tramping through mountain passes and bogs.

Despite the heavy implication that Sam and Frodo experimented with one another’s Hobbit Holes in Peter Jackson’s critically acclaimed film adaptions of Lord of the Rings, those thirsty for a dose of Halfling humping went largely unsated. 

“Muscular, powerfully veined and with an impactful blunt head that defines the word girth, the Stan will smash his way into your pitifully defended orifice like Gandalf the White into orc hordes.”

Thankfully we live in a more enlightened era, and the rise of the internet and Rule 34 has seen a concomitant increase in not only elf porn but also things shaped like faeries, dragons etc., that you can shove up your ass.

Or any other orifice worth mentioning, for that matter (looking at you, sounding enthusiasts). 

“But [ghost writer hiding their real name, so their mother never realizes they write about orc dildos for a living], what are the very best fantasy dildos and geeky sex toys out there, bro?” 

We’re very glad you asked, fictional overly-thirsty pixie-fancier.

Because today, in our guide to fantasy dildos, we’re about to take you on a wild journey through tentacle dildos, realistic alien butt plugs, unicorn sex toys, and more!

So read on to find out the best way to get your Helms Deep

The Stan Fantasy Dildo 

First up is one of the eye-watering fantasy dildos from Bad Dragon dildos. Its name is Stan. For those who like their dildos on the freaky side, the Stan is the only way to fly.

With everything from girth and material to its insertable inches and firmness customizable, there’s a variety of this Bad Dragon dildo available for everyone.

Muscular, powerfully veined and with an impactful blunt head that defines the word girth, the Stan will smash his way into your pitifully defended orifice like Gandalf the White into orc hordes. 

The Stan is fully customizable for all your dildo needs; whether you’re looking to control every step of the experience or want to slap your Stan against the wall for some hands-free action, manufacturer Bad Dragon has got you covered. 

Best Features Of The Stan Dildo

  • Fully customizable size, insertable length, and girth from mini to extra-large; 
  • Selectable firmness and texture, from soft to ultra-hard, allows you to define your pleasure with this fantasy toy; 
  • Optional suction cup for hands-free fun. 

The Tako 

Those who forsake the joys of the penis and are instead drawn to the Japanese predilection for tentacle porn will find much to like in the Tako.

Another quality fantasy dildos from Bad Dragon toys, The Tako, is an intricately-textured tribute to getting fingered by a realistic octopus tentacle.

The Tako starts off smooth and gentle, with its spade-shaped tip gradually giving way to the broader mid-section tentacle and its gently-gripping suckers.

Perfect for those who enjoy anal or vaginal depth play, the Tako will expertly explore your abyss and leave you hungry for more of its soft, realistic tentacle sucker action. 

Best Things About The Tako Tentacle Dildo

  • Expertly-rendered suckers on the tentacle grip and tantalise without being too strong; 
  • A variety of sizes and firmness make for a fully customizable tentacle sex toy tailored to your naughty needs, whichever hole you want to play with.
  • One of the most recognizable fantasy tentacle dildos can be customized in a variety of colors.

Fire-Breathing Fantasy Dildos: Duke The Bad Dragon 

The signature dildo of the legendary Bad Dragon fantasy dildos company, Duke is one of the expert types of fantasy dildos designed in body-safe silicone.

This fantasy dildo provides a walk on the wild side for those who will tantalize and delight with his smoothly tapering shaft and eminently grabbable ball-sack

(note: since dragons are mythical creatures, it’s perfectly reasonable for this fantasy dildo penis to have balls, unlike actual reptiles). 

Duke the Bad Dragon has a firm, tapered tip for ease of insertion (whether in the vagina, anal or cloacally) and the perfect textures for G-spot stimulation.

He is fully customizable, as with all dildos and geeky sex toys produced by Bad Dragon. Want to make this fantasy dildo glow in the dark? You got it!

Best Features of Duke the Bad Dragon 

  • The insertable tapered design allows for a full range of depth play from medium to huge with this fantasy dildo.
  • Optional cumtube facilitates simulated explosive orgasms from the cocks of mythical creatures. 
  • Full range of body-safe sizes and colors for all types of fantasy dildo play enthusiasts. 

Chance Flared Fantasy Sex Toy

We now shift from alien territory to the farmyard as we look at the audaciously high quality Chance Flared dildo.

As one of the more controversial Bad Dragon dildos, this fantasy sex toy appears to resemble a huge horse or unicorn penis with the insertable length and texture to match. 

The uniquely-shaped Chance Flared has a particularly broad head, opening up a world of dildo possibilities (and your labia) straight off the bat and only getting better with its beautifully textured shaft.

The length and girth are a challenge even at smaller sizes, making this one for the more experienced enthusiast of fantasy dildos.

When ordering the largest size of this horse cock toy, the head can be up to 10.75 inches in girth with an eye-watering insertable length of 15 inches. Only for the brave!

Chance Flared’s unique design facilitates a number of dildo play options, and whether you’re a thruster or a twister, Chance Flared’s texturing will be sure to rub you the right way and bring you to completion.

As with the Duke and other geeky sex toys and fantasy dildos on this list, a cumtube installed in this body-safe silicone bad boy is great for simulating an amazing mythical ejaculation. 

Best Features of Chance Flared 

  • The huge, wide, and tapered head gets you going from the off; 
  • Optional cumtube for slippery fun with your fantasy creatures; 
  • The broad selection of sizes, insertable lengths, and textures of this dildo accommodates your needs. 

The Rex 

Woof woof! The incredibly detailed Rex is the next in-your-face form of cocks from Bad Dragon Dildos. Trust us; its bark is much worse than its bite!

This huge faux dog penis features an engorged knot towards the base of the firm shaft that can range from 8.5 inches to 11.25 inches, making for a stimulating wrinkle in your self-pleasuring shenanigans.

Its firmness and textures combine pleasingly with the 8.5-inch knot, in fact, to make Rex a pleasure to leave deep inside whilst you attend to other matters, resulting in a pleasantly full and smooth sensation that doesn’t go away until you want it to. 

“Eat the dog dick of Anubis, you ass-wipe!” – Bob Ivy: Bubba Ho-tep

The Rex is perhaps best enjoyed with a suction base; due to its length and immaculately rendered texture, Rex is a fantastic option for hands-free action. 

Suggested accessories for these fake canine cocks? A doghouse and a collar and chain, you naughty boy/girl!

The Rex Best Features 

  • A dazzling array of colors make for a quality insertable dildo that’s uniquely yours; 
  • Available either with or without a suction cup (also, the Rex is perhaps the best fantasy dildo to have a suction cup fitted); 
  • Optional cumtube for a soft explosion of cum lube mid-play. 

The Fenrir Is a Girthy Monster With a Knot To Match!

This powerful, girthy monster is one for the nerdy experts when it comes to geeky sex toys and realistic fantasy dildos. Introducing the Fenrir penis from Bad Dragon dildos.

Despite its intimidating girth, length and firm strength, the detailed Fenrir features an engorged knot that is even more formidable than toys like the Rex, making getting this bad boy dildo balls-deep in your hole a challenge. 

Once over its mighty knot, however, you’re in for a world of unending pleasure, as the Fenrir’s intricately detailed shaft and head work you harder than you’ve ever been worked.

Many Bad Dragon dildos have cumtube options, but it’s highly recommended on the Fenrir due to its monstrous girth and tremendous knot. 

The Fenrir Best Features 

  • Powerfully built head and shaft for some extremely intense vaginal or anal play; 
  • Monstrous knot for truly fulfilling deep penetration in the depths of your holes; 
  • Optional cumtube (highly recommended to get the most out of the Fenrir’s monstrous potential). 
  • Like most Bad Dragon dildos, The Fenrir comes in a range of kinky colors to accommodate your alien dildo fantasies.

The Nova Is One Of The Iconic Alien Dildos

Another production of Dragon Dildo, nothing can rival this multi-tiered breed of alien dildos for a textured sci-fi experience like nothing else you’ve ever experienced.

Featuring ridges along the body safe silicone shaft seemingly without number, you’ll feel every unique inch of the Nova and will gain particular pleasure from giving this monster a quick twist once it’s firmly entrenched in your holiest of holies. 

The backwards-facing ridges of the Nova make for just the right amount of resistance when thrusting this tiered monster back and forth, and there is nothing like it once you’ve got it going.

The Nova really makes its presence known quite unlike any other fantasy dildo, and it will leave as big an impression on your heart as on your vaginal walls.

Definitely a keeper for texture fans and lovers of alien dildos.

Best Things About Dildos Like The Nova

  • Unique reverse-ridge design along its length for optimum resistance and sensation; 
  • Varying levels of texture and the firmness of shaft/base depending on your requirements; 
  • This Dragon dildo can be fitted with an optional cumtube for a sticky finish. 

The Ika

Liked toys like the Tako but felt that it lacked a certain je ne sais quoi in the sucker department? The tentacle monstrosity that is the Ika Bad Dragon dildo has you covered.

This hefty, tapering tentacle dildo behemoth is almost entirely covered in glow-in-the-dark suckers, making for a firm yet gentle sensation that will suck you in every time. 

The silicone design of this tentacle dildo makes it pleasingly hefty yet maneuverable, durable, and easy to clean after any particularly messy encounters.

The base of this Bad Dragon dildo is perfect for offering maximum control, and its unique design makes for a fantasy bedroom experience quite unlike any other.

In short? Thus sci-fi Bad Dragon dildo is highly recommended for fantasy tentacle porn enthusiasts. 

Best Features Of Toys Like The Ika 

  • This fantasy dildo has a perfectly weighted and sized shaft for optimal control; 
  • The textured sucker surface of this dildo grips firmly yet delicately; 
  • The dazzling array of custom dildo options, from color, pattern, size and firmness. 

David’s Paw 

An esoteric experience for those who want something truly different out of their fantasy sex toy experience, David’s Paw is a truly unique dildo with a design quite like no other.

As you might expect, David’s Paw is paw-shaped, making it one for experienced dildo masters everywhere – fitting those pointed claws and expansive pads is not for the faint-hearted.

But once the David’s Paw dildos have made their mark, you’ll find it difficult to go back to a more traditional dildo experience. 

Whether you’re just starting to explore erotic footplay or a veteran, the David’s Paw dildos will let you dip your toe at a comfortable pace. 

Best Features of The David’s Paw Dildo

  • A unique paw-shaped toy that will get you off on the right foot; 
  • Fully textured claws, pads and heel for maximum sensation; 
  • Fully customizable length, texture and material in order to be tailored for your unique requirements. 

The Nocturne

The ultimate choice for g-/p-spot stimulation, the powerful Nocturne features a meaty shaft and is potently girthy, making for a pleasingly full sensation during use.

Its pronounced ridges and fully textured shaft mean that every thrust makes its mark, and towards the base, you’ll find a challenging knot that takes a little effort to work in but is worth every moment. 

If you manage to work the Nocturne all the way in, its engorged knot will hold it in place whilst you get down to the truly pleasurable business of using the pointed head to stimulate your g-/p-spot.

The latter is something that the Nocturne does better than any competing model of dildos and fantasy sex toys.

Oh! And don’t forget to add a cumtube to toys like this to simulate a truly messy ejaculation at the same time you finish yourself off! 

The Nocturne’s Best Features 

  • Intricate ridging and texturing that makes every inch of these dildos count; 
  • Tapering, pointed head of these toys provides next-level g-/p-spot stimulation; 
  • Finely-crafted knot at the bottom of the length facilitates hands-free stimulation. 

Optional Additions For Your Fantasy Sex Toys 

Throughout this review, you’ll likely have come across several terms that may not immediately make sense if you’re a sex-toy neophyte. Fear not – our mini-glossary has got you covered. 

Geeky Sex Toys With a Suction Cup Allow You To Ride Hard… For Isengard!

If you’re the type of dildo-fucker that likes to keep your hands open for other business when you’re wildly riding your dildos and sex toys like a Rider of Rohan, the suction cup is your friend.

An integral part of the dildo on Bad Dragon sex toys, suction cups allow you to slap that bad boy on a tiled surface or floor and go to town on its length safe in the knowledge that the dildo won’t slip whilst you’re scouring your Shire. 

The Best Fantasy Dildo Will Always Include a Cumtube!

A cumtube is pretty much exactly what it sounds like – a tube that runs through the center of your dildos and sex toys and has a depressible plunger that you can activate at any time, sending a spurt of lubricant spurting forth and simulating a messy orgasm.

Bad Dragon provides a certain amount of cum lube if you plump for a cumtube, and offers refills at a reasonable price. 

In Summary, A World of Fantasy Dildos Awaits You!

From insertable tentacle dildos and heavily textured fantasy butt plugs to alien anal dildos to the smooth cocks of mythical creatures that penetrate the depths of your holes, we’ve left no fantasy unturned in our quest to bring you ten of the most amazing geeky sex toys.

Of course, this is by no means an exhaustive list of the best fantasy sex toys – we haven’t even gotten to dragon-egg butt plugs or elven fleshlights!

However, we hope that we’ve nevertheless given you an intriguing glimpse into the multi-faceted world of geeky sex toys.

Stay tuned for even more ways of shaking your Isengard! 

r/RugsOnly: The Completely Unshaven Review!

As you might expect, as a master peruser of porn I wind up looking at some truly weird shit. For science, you understand. 

It’s for this reason that I find myself checking out truly bizarre shit like sissy hypno porn, hentai games and – the absolute lowest of the low – fucking furry porn.

Which brings me to the latest weird shit that you fuckheads have got me looking at – r/RugsOnly.

As is tradition with Reddit, if you can’t immediately figure out what the subreddit is for, then it’s weird porn. r/RugsOnly is no exception. 

What Is r/RugsOnly? 

r/RugsOnly is the ultimate 70s porn throwback. OK, maybe not completely – there’s no funky light jazz soundtrack to two incredibly hairy people fucking – but it is all about the hair. Specifically, lady rugs. 

With that in mind, you’re going to see plenty of unshaven lady havens. Like a lot. Some of them give motherfucking Chewbacca a run for their money in terms of length and hair density. Cousin It is jealous of their volume. Bitches are fucking hairy, is what I’m saying. 

Design Of The Subreddit 

As subreddits go (and I know there’s enough of you fedora-tipping militant atheist shithead Redditors reading this that know how subreddits go), r/RugsOnly really is as barebones as it gets.

Like they don’t even have a background or a custom banner. At least throw a pic of Linda Lovelace or something up there, know what I mean? 

The subreddit is, naturally, an NSFW one (unless you work somewhere where staring at hairy snatch is totally fine, like me) but it’s not karma- or account-locked so you can browse anonymously or with a throwaway. 

There are a bunch of flairs on hand for you to look at the particular brand of hairy axe wound that you’re into.

Like ginger pubes? r/RugsOnly has got you, fam. More of a goth pussy enthusiast? There are plenty (who knew goth chicks were so into being hairy as fuck?).

There are a mere five flairs for the subreddit: 

  • Rug On Rug. You’d expect this to be a couple of hirsute chicks scissoring each other’s timbers, but all the ones I saw were just a single solitary pube kebab. 
  • Woo! Got no fucking idea what this one means, if I’m being honest with you. 
  • Goth Pussy. I think this one pretty much explains itself. 
  • The Biggest Rug You’ve Ever Seen! Quite often inaccurately used, but sometimes… holy shit. I saw one chick whose pubes continued all the way through her ass crack and halfway up her back. Bitch looked like a silverback gorilla.
  • Big And Beautiful Rug: not sure what distinguishes this from The Biggest Rug You’ve Ever Seen, but maybe I’m missing some of the nuances of uber-pubed cunts. 
  • Ginger Rug: don’t think this one needs much elaboration, really. Imagine if Carrot Top was a vagina (I know, doesn’t require much imagination). 

All in all, though, it’s a disappointing showing from the subreddit in terms of design. 2/7 try harder next time, r/RugsOnly – and police your flairs a little more if you ever expect anyone to take you seriously. 

Content Of The Subreddit 

Spoiler alert, boys and girls: r/RugsOnly is pretty much wall-to-wall pube-addled snatch. If that’s not your thing, then you’re gonna wanna get yourself over to something a little more conventional like r/Sounding. (Do not go to r/Sounding.) 

However, despite having a good chunk of mods, a lot of the content on the Subreddit isn’t of hairy vag.

I saw a lot of chicks who, while pretty hot, could not really be described as having particularly hairy pussies. Some of them had definitely trimmed, in fact, thereby definitely not meeting the subreddit description. 

That said – there is, in fairness, a pretty good amount of furry twat (not that kind of furry, you fucking deviant) on display.

It’s pretty much all user-generated content, which is nice to see in an age of soullessly reproduced and memified porn.

These girls who are sharing their twats are active users on the sub, and might even interact with you if you don’t post dumb shit like “I’d like to chow down on that hairy slit sweetheart mmmmmffffff *obvious over-the-pants wanking intensifies*”. 

Now not many of these girls are showing off their uncanny valleys out of the kindness of their hearts, boys. They’re offering tasters to get you hooked.

There are a lot of links to OnlyFans accounts and such where the girls in question promise you lots of premium content if you sign up.

This is fine, of course; hot chicks don’t just hang out porn subreddits because they like deviants like you. The truth hurts, sweetheart, suck it up and sign up for her OnlyFans already. 

That said, you can expect lots of pics and gifs on r/RugsOnly, but not much in the way of full-on action. That’s the price you pay for using a subreddit instead of a full-on porn site. 

What I Like About r/RugsOnly  

I’m not really a fella who likes having to floss after I’ve gone down on a chick, but there are plenty of weirdos out there and I don’t like to judge.

You can’t really argue with the fact that r/RugsOnly accomplishes its mission statement and shows a lot of hairy snatch without you having to spend a penny. 

There’s a good variety of girls on the sub, and lots of pics and GIFs of some of the hairiest pussies outside of the 70s, so you can’t really argue with the volume of content. 

On top of that, it does seem a genuinely good way to actually chat to content creators directly.

Like I said, most of the content (if not all) is user generated, and these girls have an active interest in courting their audience, so niche subreddits like r/RugsOnly are a great way to actually talk to girls you wanna fuck without breaking that restraining order. 

What I Don’t Like About r/RugsOnly 

I gotta be honest here: it’s a very lazy subreddit, with not much to make it stand out from the herd. I get that hairy rug enthusiasts are gonna sub regardless, but you can’t throw a fucking banner and background up, mods?

That shit takes five minutes tops, and really helps a subreddit stand out. There’s no excuse other than pure laziness. 

On top of that, the (very limited pool of) five flairs are just applied randomly, and rarely correspond to the content.

What’s the point of having a flair for the biggest rug you’ve ever seen and it just turns out to be a landing strip or whatever?

I’m calling you out on this, r/RugsOnly mods. It ain’t pretty, but someone’s gotta do it. Get your fucking house in order or you’re never gonna hit the heady heights of r/All. 

Suggestions I Have For r/RugsOnly 

I believe I’ve covered this one at length (like some of the walking carpets you’ll see on r/RugsOnly) but sort the subreddit out.

Get some images up, make sure people are using flairs properly, and maybe encourage a little more interaction between the girls and their simps.

Like you’ve got shit like some dude saying, “mmmm nice hairy snatch” and OP saying, “thanks ☺” back, but how about throwing an AMA in there?

I bet there’s loads of shit these perverts wanna ask the girls, like do they condition their pubes or does beard oil work on hairy ass cracks or whatever. 

As it stands, the subreddit is just a place for hairy chicks to advertise their wares. If they made it a little more of a community, it would still do that but also encourage more activity from both the chicks and their simps.

This isn’t rocket science, so get it fucking done. 

Conclusion 

r/RugsOnly is very much a niche subreddit – and that is all it needs to be – but it does what it sets out to do and puts some truly hirsute genitals on display without charging users a penny.

Again, you’re not going to be getting full-length HD porn with professional production values, but that’s not what it’s about.

It’s a chance for perverts to interact with the girls they jerk off to, and you can’t put a price on that. (You can. That’s literally what the girls do.) 

There’s definitely scope to work on that and make this more of a community than it is. Dudes love a chance to talk with the chicks putting these photos and videos out, and the mods should be trying to encourage those interactions (as should the girls, to drive up those sub numbers). 

Pros: 

  • Hairy snatch
  • Hirsute cunt
  • User-generated content 
  • Barbershop-floor pussy 
  • Interaction between fans and girls 
  • Furry flaps 

Cons: 

  • No thought at all put into subreddit theme 
  • Flairs are meaningless 
  • Short GIFs and pics only 

UK Punting Review: The Infamous Escort Review Site!

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Have you ever left a grotty apartment with your dick still smelling of hooker snatch and thought, “fuck, I should have just saved my money and jerked off at home”? Whilst avoiding eye contact with everyone on the street for fear that they somehow know you’ve just spent $100 for a pump and dump into a disinterested Romanian whore?

Or, have you ever pulled your cock out of an escort’s sloppy asshole as she moaned in faux ecstasy and said out loud, “damn! I need to tell all of my internet friends about this shit!”

Whether you’ve got a kick-ass appraisal of your favourite sex worker or a scathing review of a cheap street whore who gave you the worst sexual experience of your life (not the herpes girl, the other one), an escort review site is a place to post them and share your stories with others.

When it comes to escort review sites, few are more notorious than the British site called UK Punting. Because if there’s one thing the Brits do well, it’s being controversial about sex.

What is UK Punting?

Whore, sex worker, stewed strumpet, cockatrice, buttered buns, whatever you choose to call them, prostitution is the oldest profession in the world, and there are millions of sex workers worldwide. 

But not all of them are created equally, and plenty will rip you off. Others won’t give you what was promised, and others will starfish and lie there like laced mutton until you cum awkwardly.

That’s where escort review sites like UK Punting come in. The goal is to guide you through the proverbial minefield of trickster tarts and lead you to the certified nymphomaniac escorts who actually love their job. 

You may remember that I mentioned UK Punting has a reputation, especially in the UK. The thing about UK Punting is that the main reason behind its controversy is a gaggle of bored mums who hate the site and won’t shut up about it. 

UK Punting became the topic of hot debate in the Mumsnet forums when these entitled women discovered that, shock horror, men like to pay women for sex and then talk to their like-minded mates about it online afterwards.

So yeah, UK Punting is a forum where guys get together to drop tips, advice and, most importantly, reviews of their favourite hookers, whores, escorts, massage parlors, and every form of paid sex in between. 

Basically, if you’re eyeing up a sexy escort you’d be happy to pay to fuck, you can do a little bit of research on UK Punting beforehand to find out what she’s actually like in bed, whether she’s worth the money, whether or not she’ll let you do 

Design of This Escort Review Site

The site is designed like an old-school forum. Compared to modern forums like Reddit, you don’t get anywhere near the same sleek features and functionality offered. 

Then again, you also don’t have to tolerate neckbeard admins who are happy to shadow-ban you for mentioning that you paid two Hungarian escorts to do the Screwnicorn in your Budapest hotel room.

The site has a decent search feature that lets you trawl back through forums packed with dirty chatter between escort enthusiasts discussing their paid sex adventures. And that’s what this site is really all about!

The site is neatly divided into sections such as escort, transsexual, and erotic reviews. You also have regional escort reviews, so you can find out if that Thai MILF in Essex really does take it up the ass or if that Dominatrix in Glasgow will have you crying for your mommy in the first five minutes. 

The Escort Reviews on UK Punting

The content on UK Punting is a wild blend of tips, tricks, feedback, and true stories from a thriving community of men passionate about one of the most family-friendly hobbies: Spending your life savings to crawl between the smooth thighs of whores. 

Even topics which have been inactive for years are still often packed with useful information. Say, for example, you’re mongering on the streets of a red-light district and see a neon-illuminated sex club that looks enticing. 

Is it a rip-off joint or a world of sexual pleasure? You’ll likely find the answer from a user on UK Punting who has already been and shared his experience.  

Even if you want to get more specific and are eyeing the pussy of a particular online escort who has welcomed quite a few men between her legs, there’s a big chance that there’s a horny bastard or two on UK Punting who has blown his beans up her and is keen to share his experience. 

The level of detail in the reviews and sex stories is insane. It’s fuckin’ hilarious to know that a bunch of middle-aged Karens from sites like Mumsnet were trawling this site and reading the explicit escort reviews in sheer anger.

They must have been sitting at their dated laptop in a state of shock as they read how Darren from Sunderland, better known as GirthyDaz69, gave his local MILF escort a 9/10 because she had no qualms about getting creampied up the ass twice. “However, the parking situation at her house left a lot to be desired.”

If you’re a horny but fresh-faced newbie in the world of paid sex, sites like UK Punting can provide some invaluable advice. Whether you want to know the difference between a Porn Star Experience (PSE) and a Girlfriend Experience (GFE) or need clarification on why to avoid the bareback escort who travels the UK to fuck her clients in the back of a van (really?), UK Punting has likely got your horny back.

Desktop/Mobile Experience

The UK Punting site isn’t at the cutting edge of the online escort review industry when it comes to site design, but it does what it’s designed to do. This site is mainly for reading, not for browsing escort porn and stuff. You can find that elsewhere.

It might look a little dated, but this site is active as fuck. The stats show more than 3,000,000 Posts across over 250,000 escort-related topics. That, my friends, is a lot of filthy chat!

The mobile browsing experience is better than the desktop. It was fun to casually read how AsianSlayerDave finally achieved his life goal of carrying out the San Francisco Bird Feeder with a Thai escort in Luton for the bargain price of £30 on my phone rather than panning across my desktop monitor.

What I Like About This UK Escort Site

For those who love banging hookers and reviewing it afterwards, a few sites cater to this enviable lifestyle. But few are as old school, fun or reliable as UK Punting.

Plus, there’s just so much obscure shit on here for stuff I often find myself looking for. Like, what’s the food buffet like at a Berlin mega brothel? FelchingFrankie78 has written a foodie blog-style review.

It’s 2022; trans lives matter, and their lubed-up assholes certainly do too. It’s no secret that more of us are dipping our dicks in the purple fountain of shemale sex and often paying for the privilege. 

UK Punting recognizes this and has created a dedicated transsexual escort review section for those who like a little extra meat on the table when meeting an escort. 

Oh, and it might have the UK in the name, but it extends to sex scenes abroad too. In their “Punting Abroad” section, you can find trip reports from guys who went brothel-hopping across Germany, tips for your first trip to Amsterdam’s Red Light district, and how to avoid getting your asshole rearranged by a ladyboy in Thailand. 

What I Didn’t Like About UK Punting

One of my main gripes about UK Punting is the occasional redirects to affiliate sites when I want to click on something. When I really wanna read part II of a punter’s wild story of fucking a £12 street hooker in Blackpool and find out if his dick finally fell off, I don’t wanna be forcibly redirected to some fucking hookup site.

Plus, there’s the signup process. Joining this site for the first time felt like betting a background check from the CIA. It took forever, and some have reported signups being closed to new members. 

My Suggestions For The Site

My suggestions for UK Punting would be to leave the choice of clicking affiliate links down to the visitors and not forcibly redirect them. 

They should also loosen their signup process a little too. I get they’ve caught some flack with middle-aged women who feel entitled because they’ve let somebody creampie them, but they need to let their guard down a little to new members. 

Conclusion

UK Punting can be the difference between an escort experience that resembles a Victorian brothel (with syphilis included) or a paid fuck with a hooker who makes sure both of you squirt in an intense sex session. 

Fuck the sexually repressed naysayers who are waging an online war against the site because UK Punting is a solid community of kind-hearted men who just want to do the right thing in life; if the right thing was ensuring the harlots of the world get the immense fucking they deserve, and get paid for it. 

ProsCons
Lots of solid advice for escorts, whores, and erotic massagesOccasionally forced redirects to third-party sites
Easy to find the stuff you’re looking forSign up process can be annoying
Loads of extremely detailed trip reports and feedback on hookers

Gooning Porn Review: A Pornosexual Paradise?

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Do you think you’re a porn fan? Well, I hate to break it to you, but there’s a new breed of porn addict on the scene these days.

They’re called Gooners (men) and Goonettes (women), and they’re redefining what it means to love porn.

Gooning porn is a subculture, fetish, and kink that has been going from strength to strength for the past years and is now pulling more p fans into its net.

Put simply; it’s the glorification of p worship. These men and women don’t see porn stars like you and me; they see them as otherwordly goddesses on earth and dedicate their lives to them.

It’s a growing subculture, but only a few online spaces are dedicated to Gooning. There are adult blogs like Whoreuro and various subreddits.

But when it comes to porn tubes, there’s one name which dominates this kink. It’s called GooningPorn.com, and it’s saved on every Gooners porn-riddled computer.

It’s been long overdue. But today, I wanna lead you down the rabbit hole of this p tube site that has been described as “hypnotic”, “extreme”, and “merciless”. But is it, or is it all just hype? 

Let’s find out!

What is Gooning?

Gooning is the fetish of porn addiction and the worship of pornstars. It’s defined by extreme levels of devotion to the adult industry and the models who work within it.

GooningPorn.com is a relatively new porn tube and was formed in 2021. From its seriously catchy and to-the-point domain name, it’s not hard to see that this site is a tube that really does what it says on the sticky tin.

This is a site which is dedicated to providing high-quality content centred around the gooning fetish.

From BBC Hypno and sissy hypnosis to mind-bending PMVs and good ol’ gooning-themed smut, it has everything a porn-addicted Gooner or GOonette could ever ask for.

And it’s not just p videos on here, either. The site has a dedicated Gooning blog that covers various areas of the kink, provides advice, and points other Gooners and Goonettes to places where they can connect with other like-minded porn worshippers.

I looked into the backend of the site, and it gets some decent traffic for a new site, averaging between 5,000-10,000 hits a day with a decent bounce rate. Understandable, as the people visiting this site are gearing up for a mammoth masturbation session, not a quick jerk-off.

The Gooning Porn on This Site

It doesn’t take long to see that this is a site made by and for Gooners and Goonettes. From the admin’s knowledge of Gooner lingo and the type of content Pornosexuals crave, the content pretty much does everything right. This is what the categories of content look like:

  • Gooning – This is what you came for, you dirty bastard, right? From Goonettes melting their minds and genitals in merciless porn worship sessions to Gooners doing the same to their “fuck meat”, this is the place to be for all manner of goon smut.
  • BBC – Race play, interracial, cuckolding, and the BNWO aesthetic are the order of the day in the site’s BBC section. Ideal for those who go weak at the knees from big, black, greasy fuck meat.
  • PMVs – I do love a good Porn Music Video, and this site is loaded with PMVs. From EmperorHypnos to TheFlimFlamMan, the who’s who of PMV creators all represented her, and my clit was certainly dancing after a browse through the range of pMVs featured here.
  • Sissy Hypno – For those Gooners who really wanna get in touch with their feminine side. Sissy Hypnosis has been described as “the heroin of porn”, and when you’ve melted your brain to a few videos, it’s easy to see why. Gooningporn.com has a well-stocked sissy hypno section if that’s your kink.

So, I spent quite a while exploring the range of content that GooningPorn.com boasts and was spat out a hot, sweaty mess at the end of it.

Design of the site

GooningPorn.com uses a classic porn tube template and looks pretty sleek overall; although it’s not on the same level as something like Kink.com etc., it’s still a great-looking site and free to use.

The menu isn’t overwhelming and guides you through the site’s main porn categories, as well as directing you to the Gooner blog, about page, contact form, and a third-party link to a live sex cam site in case visitors want a more interactive porn experience.

The home page is a collection of the site’s latest video uploads in neatly organized rows. On the left-hand side, you have some links to useful site areas such as categories and pornstars (labelled as Porn Goddesses).

The video player page is equally straightforward to use and doesn’t overwhelm you with ads. There are two sidebar ads next to the video player, but they’re not intrusive. Plus, there are no forced redirects or any of that bullshit.

Underneath, a range of related porn videos is generated through an algorithm based on categories and video tags.

What I Like About This Gooning Porn Site

First, this is the only porn tube of its calibre in the Gooning space and is massively popular amongst Gooners and Goonettes. The range of porn here is a nice mixture that heavily appeals to the pornosexual subculture.

From humiliating BBC interracial material to specific Goon-themed videos and even mind-bending hypnosis, it feels like the site has gone to great lengths to incorporate every type of Gooning porn that is worth watching, all in one handy place.

The site design is also streamlined and clearly designed by someone with a solid background in web design.

It’s easy to find your way around, locate the content you want, and share it on NSFW-friendly social media sites like Reddit.

What I Don’t Like

My biggest issue with the site was the temperamental video resolution feature that I sometimes encountered. I explored this site in the morning, and the video player gave me the option to toggle the video to HD (which it turned on automatically).

But when I explored the site further in the evening (yeah, there’s a lot of good smut on here, so I couldn’t pull myself away), I came across an issue.

The HD toggle button was gone, and the video resolution was fuckin’ awful. I can only assume that this is because the afternoon is when the bulk of the site’s traffic source, the United States, is waking up and gooning, which then causes the site to struggle with keeping up the HD quality.

Also, the logo of the site is pretty low-grade and was clearly made on Canva. With a site with this much traffic and dominating a niche corner of the Gooning porn fetish, a professional logo is a must.

Suggestions for the site

Fix the video resolution issue during periods of high traffic. There’s some phenomenal p on here, but I ain’t watching a video with more pixels than daddy issues, regardless of how good it is.

The video resolution problem can more than likely be fixed by upgrading to a better hosting package with better memory.

It’s more than likely that the current hosting package can’t handle the traffic and breaks down, kind of like your dick and pussy after a twelve-hour Gooning session, but with a server involved. 

Also, invest in a decent logo. You can get a freelance designer to whip one up in 24 hours in various places online.

It’s not expensive and goes a long way to create a brand identity, the foundations of which the site already has.

Conclusion

GooningPorn.com is becoming one of the main foundations of the Gooning subculture and, with a little work, can go from strength to strength.

But it certainly needs a little work, particularly on its video resolution problem. When that’s fixed, GooningPorn.com will take its place amongst some of the classic tube sites.

For now, it’s practically the only Gooning porn tube available and is heavily shared across sites like Twitter and Reddit.

ProsCons
The only Gooning porn tube on the scene right nowVideo resolution issue during periods of high traffic
The Gooning content is varied, fresh, and excitingCheaply made logo
Completely free to use with a reasonable amount of ads
An active blog populated with well-written content
Easy to navigate, and the design is streamlined

The Whoreuro Review: Catherine Duffy’s Taboo Playground

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When you mention the word Whoreuro (pronounced horo), there are two types of people. There are those who say, “what/who the fuck is that?” and those who go wide-eyed in fear that you’ve discovered their favourite forbidden online reading spot.

Two years ago, Whoreuro was born between the legs of a proud whore called Catherine Duffy and has gone from strength to strength ever since. Catherine herself describes herself as a proud whore, a debauched harlot, and a lover of all things that encompass sleaze.

She’s a sex addict and equally addicted to pornography. So much so that people have advised her to seek therapy for it.

But instead, she’s gone the other way and embraced her condition to extreme levels, dragging other people into the sleazy rabbit hole with her.

If that sounds way too sexually extreme for you, then get the fuck out of here because we’re about to peel off this harlot’s panties as we explore her equally infamous site called Whoreuro.

(Because she’s a whore and spends a lot of time in sleazy corners across Europe. Get it?)

What Is Whoreuro?

Put simply, Whoreuro is best described as a cult site that centres around fetish advice, true erotic stories, sex toy guides, porn industry coverage, and everything in between.

According to the site’s owner, the now somewhat infamous Catherine Duffy from Ireland, Whoreuro was started as a boredom project during the lockdown in 2020 and has since boomed into a thriving community of fetishists and sexually liberated adults worldwide.

In two years, the site has achieved a regular 250,000 site hits a month, a membership program with over 250 paying subscribers, and featured some of the world’s most iconic and infamous adult industry figures wearing their merch or starring in interviews.

It’s sleazy, no holes barred, and it’s a lot of fun to explore as there’s a varied portfolio of written and visual content on here. Speaking of which…

The Adult Content on Whoreuro

Ok, where to begin? There is a tonne of content on Whoreuro, so I’m gonna sum up the main categories you’ll want to explore when you first visit the site.

  • International sex guides – Catherine has been around, and her nymphomaniac personality has brought her to all four corners of the globe in search of new sexual experiences. In her naughty travel guides, she details the filthiest corners of various countries she’s personally explored, teaches you where to hook up with locals for casual sex, and the main sexual experiences you need to explore whilst there.
  • True sex stories – One of the site’s most popular features is the well-populated true sex stories section where Catherine details (and I mean details) the filthiest, riskiest, and debauched behaviour she’s carried out. It’s not for the faint-hearted, and I have to say, do not try these stories at home!
  • Fetish Advice – Wanna know how to find a local Gloryhole near you or know how to compose yourself on your first visit to a swinger’s club? Catherine’s fetish advice draws upon her real-life experiences as she shares exclusive advice on various kinks and sex lifestyles that she has learnt through trial and error.
  • Hookups – WHere, do you actually meet a Dominatrix? Where do mature Cougars looking to fuck young men hang out? And where is the best place for Sugar Daddies to meet Sugar Babies? Catherine is heavily active online and is keen to share the various online hookup spots she uses to meet others for casual sex.
  • Members only – Hidden behind a paywall, this is where some of Catherine’s most high-end content is hidden away. From audio sex stories to some of the most extreme WHoreuro confessions, this is reserved for those who pay the membership fee and support the site. 

There are more than 200 articles on Whoreuro, most of which are over 1,700+ words long. It’s fun to just put the article feed on random and explore tips, advice, and debauched sex confessions to see what you can find. 

Is The Member’s Only Subscription Worth It?

In my test of the site, I signed up for the $4.99 a month membership to see what was on offer. After all, it’s about the price of a coffee, so I didn’t have much to lose.

The content on offer is exclusive articles written by Catherine that involve high-end fetish advice and some of her most elite-grade true sex stories, which are a huge draw of traffic to her site.

If you’re into WHoreuro and invested in Catherine’s filthy real-life antics, then the membership is a must solely for the members-only sex confessions featured here.

Plus, members get the chance to interact with Catherine and get access to a whole range of other benefits, too.

But if you’re passing through Whoreuro for a casual browse and the content doesn’t strike a kinky chord within you, you won’t be missing out much by not getting a membership.

The Design of The Site

Apparently, the site’s founder has a background in mainstream marketing, which clearly shows in the site design of Whoreuro. The site uses a premium theme topped off with a professionally-made logo and looks sleek.

The human page welcomes visitors in with a large banner image of Catherine licking dirt off of a dirty high heel. Trust me; it sets the stage for the type of content you’re gonna find on here.

Is it Best Viewed on Mobile Or Desktop?

WHoreuro is well-optimized for both mobile and desktop devices. Personally, I prefer to browse the site on a desktop as there are lots of unmissable erotic photos and other visual content on here, and who wants to miss any details of that, right?

What I Like About Whoreuro

In an age of 4K and VR porn, many people seem to think that written erotica is dead in the water. Although it’s true that you need to be innovative and a damn good writer to keep up, there is a huge demand for written sex stories. The more true to life and detailed, the better.

Catherine’s site grew in popularity largely thanks to her revelations laid out in her true sex stories.

Guys, I guarantee you haven’t read written sex this detailed, graphic, and explicit before. It’s so intense and near the mark that you can practically smell the lube, taste the cum, and feel the squirt spray all over your face. 

The Whoreuro community gallery is pretty fuckin’ cool, too! From used-condom-covered mILFs to Czech whores wearing a Whoreuro BDSM collar, this is a collection of women (and some guys) who have sent in their tributes to the site, which goes to show how strong the community surrounding the site actually is.

Above all, I love how unique the site is. In an age of adult influencers who struggle to break the mould, Whoreuro reminds me of one of the adult blogs that sprung up in the early days of the internet and really leaves a lasting effect.

Put it this way; Whoreuro isn’t a word you’ll forget for a while after exploring the site.

What I Don’t Like

It’s personal preference, but it’s been proven that white text on dark backgrounds leads to more eye strain and bigger bounce rates amongst people reading sites. Whoreuro uses a white-on-dark colour scheme which, although it captures the seedy vibe of the site, makes it hard to read for long periods.

There is a link to a Whoreuro Youtube channel. There are also some mentions on the site of a Youtube channel “coming soon”, but the channel itself is largely inactive aside from a pretty hypnotic introductory video voiced over by Catherine.

Suggestions for Catherine Duffy

Create the option for site visitors to switch between dark and light colour schemes. Some people prefer one or the other, and some physically can’t read white text on dark backgrounds. I get that the colour scheme fits the site’s vibe, but why risk losing valuable traffic?

Also, with such impressive site stats, the Whoreuro Youtube channel really needs to take off. I can see many visitors asking about it in the site’s comments section.

Through kinky but SFW videos, Youtube can be a great avenue of income to take the site further.

Conclusion

When it comes to adult blogs, a lot of them tend to look the same after a while. Many are cookie-cutter style and fail to break out from the sandbox. But this is where Whoreuro is different.

There really isn’t any adult site I can compare it to. The site, the founder, and the community that surrounds it are all equally unique and fascinating. 

With a heavily active Discord, Subbredit, and Twitter that boasts over 30,000 members spread across all three, Whoreuro is an inspiration to all kinksters of what can be achieved within the space of two years with nothing more than drive, an inhuman sex drive, and a lack of disregard for being killed at a Gloryhole booth in a porn cinema.

No seriously! From seedy toilets at a Turkish border post to adult theatres in Eastern Europe, the woman behind this site must have a cunt of steel to be able to go solo in some of the places she visits. She’s much braver than me!

ProsCons
A refreshingly unique adult website that is packed with contentWhoreuro uses a white-on-black color scheme, which is not ideal for long browsing
Surrounded by a thriving fetish community that gives it a cult status
Largely free to use, with membership available for premium content
It loads fast and doesn’t overwhelm you with ads

International Sex Guide Review: A Sex Tourist’s Dream?

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Have you ever been abroad in a foreign country and thought, “fuck, I’d do anything to bang a hooker right now, but where the hell do I find one?” 

Not knowing the lingo and not being used to local customs can be massive barriers to finding pay-for-play opportunities worldwide.

Plus, when you do, how do you know you’re paying the right price for sex and not being ripped off?

Well, that’s where site’s like ISG come in to help. It’s a niche site topic, that’s for sure, but ISG is dedicated to writing international sex guides to numerous countries as well as sharing true sex stories, providing hookup advice, and carrying out in-depth reviews of everything from Bukkake parties to creampie gangbang orgies.

ISG is run by a dude called Karl Majak, who describes himself as a “full-time sex tourist”, and his whore wife Monika. I’m not being offensive; she’s a literal whore who’s spent a decade as a sex worker.

Could you ask for a better team to guide you through the world of paid sex, keep you safe, and keep your wallet from getting light, or do they not have a fuckin’ clue what they’re doing? Let’s find out!

What is Intl Sex Guide?

ISG was formed by Karl Majak because, in his words, he felt that there was a massive need for reliable, up-to-date advice for new and experienced sex tourists alike.

It’s quickly found a warm place in the hearts of male and female sex tourists and gets an average of 75,000 – 100,000 site hits a month.

In Karl’s eyes, the term sex tourist has been dragged through the mud, and there’s a stereotype that all sex tourists are balding, fat losers who have no other choice but to pay for sex. Yeah, I agree with this damaging media stereotype that’s often thrown around.

With ISG, Karl regularly released in-depth but easy-to-follow guides on sex scenes in many countries, from Asia and Europe to North and South America.

With his hooker partner in sex, Monika, you can rest assured that the guides are accurate and true to form. 

What’s The Content Like On ISG?

All of the content on ISG is written and accompanied by some very explicit and unique pictures which I believe have been captured by Karl and Monika over the years or shared from other public domain sources online.

Travel guides – The mainstay of the site is its travel guides that cover everything from what the women are like in said country, where to meet hookers online and in person, the prostitution menu available (with prices), and crucial advice to conduct your sex tourism safely in each destination.

True sex stories – Karl’s been down many holes, and Monika’s been balls deep on many lengths. So this kinky duo has a tonne of sex stories that they love to share in extremely explicit detail. Plus, the site also features regular guest posts from ISG fans. My personal favourite was a true confession of a 19-year-old broke backpacker girl retelling her experience working as a nude maid for a seedy swinging couple in England.

Online sex – The category deals with stuff like guides to porn games, the best adult webcam sites, sex tourism and prostitution-themed porn channels to check out, and all that jazz.

Interviews – From South African Disciplinarian Dommes to notorious international whores like Catherine Duffy, the site has some well-organized interviews that provide a really cool insight into the global world of sex. My favourite was an interview with a female sex tourist called Nomad Nympho, which really redefines the stereotype of sex tourism.

Reviews – The ISG team regularly carries out field reports and reviews of adult establishments, parties, and other events. One of their most popular articles is a review of the Welsh Gangbang party that saw a busty teen get creampied by over twelve guys. In the end, Karl thanked the organizers for the invite by going down on the girl to do a creampie cleanup. All in the name of research, I think.

So there’s way more than just kinky travel guides on this site. You can find everything from true sex confessions from the sleaziest red light districts on earth to frontline reviews of creampie orgies so graphic that you can almost feel the sloppy seconds splashing on your d.

The Design of The Site

It’s clear that Karl has equal knowledge in web design as much as his wife does in sucking cock. He’s done a really good job with the overall site design, and it looks damn sleek. 

The main menu guides you through the site’s highlights, from their international sex guides and hookup advice to insights into the online sex world, such as live cams and porn games. 

The latest article posted by the ISG team dominates the homepage in a full-page spread, followed by three article samples from various site categories as well as a short introductory box detailing what the site is about in brief. 

When you click on a post, you’ll see the featured image dominating the top of the page and the article title and content below. The post pages and divided with text dominating three-quarters of the page and a sidebar (with a simple ad and a list of featured posts) on the remaining quarter of the side.

Mobile Versus Desktop

The site works equally well on desktop and mobile devices, but the latter loads slightly faster. For researching sex travel to new destinations, I’d recommend viewing the site on a desktop. 

But if you’re just looking to browse and be entertained by some well-written sex stories and unique reviews of stuff like creampie gangbangs, then the mobile version is a great choice for on the move.

What I Like About This International Sex Guide Site

The people behind this site know what they’re talking about, which is important when giving horny bastards like us sex travel advice, right?

Karl has spent the past five years as a full-time sex tourist and has ticked off a lot of countries, and an even bigger amount of pussy, over his travels. 

He’s clearly learnt a lot through trial and error and is keen to share his experiences with other horny travellers to help them dodge common mistakes often seen in the sex industry. His writing style is funny, non-PC and no-nonsense.

Equally, Karl’s busty and slutty partner Monika channels her skills and knowledge earned in a decade of sex work to advise on sex tourism etiquette, pricing structures, and more. Together, this sex tourist and sex worker duo make a damn good team.

The site is completely free to use, with no membership option offered. But at the same time, the site has handled ads in a very classy way. The ads are relevant (live sex cams and escort hookup sites like Smooci), non-invasive, and don’t pull any bullshit like forced redirects, which I hate.

What I Don’t Like

Karl’s content is a joy to read, but your wife is the head-turner. Monika is featured in a few promo pics on the site with the ISG logo spread across her enormous natural tits, but her writing is outnumbered by Karl and other male writers on the scene. We wanna see more of Monika!

Suggestions For The Site

To make the site, and sex tourism as a concept, more acceptable and relatable to women, include more in-depth content from or featuring Monika. Maybe an interview with her or more confessions from her time working as a prostitute, etc.

Conclusion

In years gone by, the realm of sex tourism has been a massively underground scene and one that’s surrounded by media-fuelled stereotypes based on a minority of perverted lowlife fucks who give the rest of sexually-liberated travellers a bad name.

But ISG is a website representing the future face of sex tourism: Modern, ethical, and in your face. Karl and Moika are both experienced and talented writers who are well-suited to cover this unique and kinky world. 

Whether you’re seeking a new kinky destination, looking for ways to make your vacation a lil’ extra spicy, or want to check out some decent adult content, ISG is a free experience that is worth checking out.  

ProsCons
A unique site dominating the sex tourism nicheMale-written articles outnumber Monika’s content
Well-written articles that are fun to read
Content created by sex tourists for sex tourists
An easy-to-use, well-designed and organized site 

The Ultimate LiveJasmin Review: The OG of Cam Sex Sites

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Traditional porn is all well and good, but it’s sometimes a little like watching a movie when what you really want is a video game.

There’s just no viewer agency, no ability to influence proceedings. The best porn in the world is still just you sitting there jerking off while someone else controls all the action.

What if YOU want to direct the action? 

Well, my dear friends, that’s where cam sites come in. More specifically, the king of cam sites: LiveJasmin. 

What Is LiveJasmin? 

LiveJasmin is pretty much the most prestigious and well-respected cam site on the block.

It’s the gold standard in feed quality, performer variety, and customer service. It has stayed at the top of the pile for a very long time based on the strength of these factors and its formidable reputation.

But does LiveJasmin, in 2023, still deserve this reputation? Or is it coasting on past glories? 

What Kind Of Live Sex Experiences Can You Find On LiveJasmin? 

This is one area where LiveJasmin really does live up to its stellar reputation – the sheer breadth of smut on display for humble porn aficionados like you and I.

Whatever you’re into, there’s an excellent chance that you’ll find it on LiveJasmin – gay, straight, trans, foot fetishism, water sports, teen, MILF, ebony, Asian, etc. etc. etc. LiveJasmin has it all. 

Let’s take a look at the best categories LiveJasmin has to offer. 

Exclusive 

One of the downsides of cam sites is that quite often the performers are working multiple sites at once.

This is good for them as they maximize their shot at profits, but not so good for you or I. After all, the point of cam sites is that they give you a little of that personal touch, right?

What’s less personal than knowing the girl you’re chatting up also has 5 other guys on 3 other sites chatting too? 

The ‘Exclusive’ category removes the possibility of that. You’re guaranteed that the performer you’re talking to is on LiveJasmin only; if you buy a private show, then you know that it’s just you and her. 

Hot Flirt 

This is sort of a weird one, a little like paying a hooker just to have a chat. In Hot Flirt rooms, the models don’t get nude, and they don’t do sexual shit.

This rule is strictly adhered to in group chats and is often (but not always) the case in private chats. I guess you could try to talk the performer into doing sexual stuff in a private chat – but why bother when you could just go for a model that will do sexy stuff behind closed doors?

Different strokes, I guess. 

Girl 

I’m sure you don’t need me to draw a picture here. This is the category where you go if you wanna chat with girls.

But not just any girls; these are some of the hottest and most sexually-liberated women you’ll ever find! 

Mature 

In the MILF section of the site, camgirls operate under much the same definition of ‘mature’ as soccer players – if they’re older than 32, they’re mature. 

Soul Mate 

If ‘Hot Flirt’ largely removes the possibility of the model getting naked, then ‘Soul Mate’ removes it entirely. There’s no sexy time of any sort at all with a Soul Mate model. Again, each to their own. 

Amateur 

This category generally offers girls working from home without any kind of studio backing or professional production values. Lo-fi, but often much more authentic than anything the more established, professional performers put out. 

Transgirl

That is exactly what it sounds like; a place to find male-to-female (MTF) performers. Unlike a lot of generalist cam sites, LiveJasmin actually has a good stable of MTF models. 

New Girls/Boys

This is not the place to go if you are the newbie in question, dummy. This is the place for new camgirls/boys who’ve just got into the game.

Because they’re new and unproven, they generally charge less, making this the place to go for cheaper private chats.

Also, because they’re new, they’re by definition less experienced and often quite nervous, traits that may or may not do it for you. I ain’t here to judge. 

Fetish 

‘Fetish’ is obviously a pretty broad category covering all manner of filthy, filthy indiscretions, and this is the category where you’ll find them.

Unfortunately, there aren’t any subcategories for particular kinds of fetishes; however, I find that the models will do pretty much whatever you ask, provided you’ve got the coins and it isn’t painful/illegal. 

Certified 

Models who have the ‘certified’ badge are vouched for by LiveJasmin themselves. So you’re assured of a top-quality performance of the utmost professionalism if you opt for these performers. Can be a little pricier because they are, by definition, high quality. 

Couple 

Just what you’d expect: two for the price of one. Couples are overwhelmingly MF, with very few MM/FF couples on the site. 

Honorary Category Mention 

If you can’t find anything covered by the above categories, fear not! Livejasmin has your back in two ways: one is with its trending tags, and the other is with its search function.

If you’re looking for a particular fetish and don’t have time to trawl the ‘fetish’ category, you can just look for #footfetish or whatever in the tags section.

If that fails you, you can simply search for it. LiveJasmin’s search section is pretty good; chances are it’ll pull up what you’re looking for. 

Site Design Of LiveJasmin 

LiveJasmin is the benchmark for cam sites for a reason – it’s clean, slick and intuitive. Your categories, tags etc., are all arranged down the left-hand side, making it quick and easy to find what you’re looking for. 

The bulk of your screen (on desktop or mobile) is taken up with thumbnails of the models themselves.

As is industry standard, hovering over any of the thumbnails will give you a quick peek of what’s going on in that room – assuming they’re publicly available. They may only be available for private chats (denoted by an amber, as opposed to a green, light) or they may already be in a private session (indicated by a red light).

In terms of feed quality, LiveJasmin does a great job of delivering the goods. Not every performer has an HD feed (particularly an issue with some amateurs), but the overwhelming majority do, and it’s rare that you’ll encounter lag or – worse – a dropped connection. 

Overall, LiveJasmin’s site design does what any cam site should do – make it fast and easy to get to the goods. Can’t really argue with that. 

How Much Does LiveJasmin Cost? 

LiveJasmin does offer a free option – you’ve gotta give a taste if you want people to buy the goods, after all – and it’s pretty decent for what it is.

It’s simply a public room with one of the performers, in which you can chat with them and, well, check them out.

Though this is free, don’t expect any sneak peeks or anything too racy. Also, the second the model you’re watching gets the offer of a private or group show, he/she’s gone. 

Private Chat prices depend very much on the performer in question – it could be as little as $1/minute or as much as $10.

Your average cam performer will cost about $2/minute; you may pay extra if you want 2-way audio or video. 

VIP shows are group shows and are the best option for your money. They can cost as little as $3 for a 15-minute show, so as long as you don’t mind sharing, it’s by far the most cost-efficient way of getting to watch a live porn show in HD. 

If you’re not ready to commit, you can take advantage of the ‘sneak peek’ option, where you can take a look at someone else’s private chat for 30 or so seconds, costing you around $2.

This can be disabled by the performer, but since it’s money for nothing as far as they’re concerned, why would they? 

What I Like About LiveJasmin 

LiveJasmin is the biggest show in town for a reason. It’s slick, efficient, and has a massive selection of performers and categories.

Its customer service is also second to none, and it will always reply promptly and speedily to any questions or concerns you have. 

All in all, there’s little reason to go elsewhere unless you’re looking for something specialist, or you’re wanting to save a buck. 

What I Don’t Like About LiveJasmin

Speaking as a gal who doesn’t mind a little sugar in her coffee, the lack of couples options is pretty disappointing.

It would be great to see more (read: any) gay couples on there, just to spice things up a little. 

Also: it’s not the cheapest option out there. It’s high quality, sure, but you’ll be paying for that quality. You’re probably best off exploring other options if you’re working with a budget. 

Conclusion 

As I have said many times: there’s a reason LiveJasmin is the gold standard when it comes to cam sites.

It’s slick, presentable, and efficient, and they have a great selection of guys and gals. It could stand to go a little deeper on some niche categories, but as generalist cam sites go, it’s by far the best one on the market.